well .. finally i've decided to blog .. this is more to compete with others in my class who have become more popular than me coz of their blogs and to do the "in-thing" .. i personally have no interest and to be honest have always been very skeptical about this whole blogging hype coz:
a) i intend to specialize in covert operations when i grow up ( right now , im just a kid .. finshing college and on the verge of joining the "workforce" .. ) so its imperative that i do not leave any traces for the CIA or the Mossad. for those who're wondering, my mail accounts and this blog page will automatically self destruct on the 22nd of october , 2013.
b) i've been realtively successful in hiding my promiscuous lifestyle from my various girlfriends and publishing my exploits on this blog for the whole world to see is not exactly the wisest of decisions. of course , there is a minority who would consider going out with me after reading this , but i'm a bit busy for them. after all , like poles repel.
c) my neighbour was this really smart bloke ( name hidden for personal reasons ) who got refused a job in one of the best companies ( again hidden for personal reasons ) coz he had unwittingly put up on his blog page ( sorry .. same reason ) that .. oops .. cant say that either .. anyways, you've got the point
d) its so much of a waste of time when i could rather be reading harry potter for the 46th time.
e) my best friend's cat died after he decided to blog about " effects of laser and x-rays on humans and other species ". sad part was , he himself went blind and thus the blog was left incomplete .. i'll see if i can get you guys the link ..
f) its a waste of electricity . if all of us stopped blogging , it would save 35568 trees , 457 polar bears , 3 penguins , 2 emus and 15 water-rats every year.
So , as i was saying , i dont like blogging .. but i have to .. coz everybody else is .. AFTER ALL .. if you cant lick them , join them ..
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9 comments:
hehe!!..nice one man..I knew you were really going to be good at this!!..AWESOME FIRST POST!!...I specially like the bit about getting a girlfriend with the blog!!..that one cracked me up!!..hope it amuses vandana too!!
hey thanks a lot abhi .. i'm still a bit doubtful about how vandy's gonna react to that part .. anyways .. i warned myself about the dangers of blogging .. thanks again man ..
hmmm...amusing da.. you will make it into some crappy marketing magazine someday...god save the readers..enjoid it..continue..writing crap ok..but i think you can say relatively serious things in an amusing way..try that..
hmm ... k thanks .. will take that advice seriously .. crappy marketing magazine huh :-@
good one .. best part is the blog address .. !!
lol.. ur blog address.. wat guts man!
hey thanks a lot mate !! yup .. teh effects have already started .. nevertheless .. guess its worth the worry .. thanks again dude !!
hey MATHEW !! dint recognize you at first .. hw you dude ? whats up
dude u r blog is the funniest i have ever read.. man i was laughin over for 5 minutes...
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